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It would definitely be between #2 and #4....both have that endearing "hit between the eyes with a 2-by-4" look to them.

Real quick, found the perfect image

<ROFLMAO>

I assumed everyone would be familiar with the Imperial portraits. But apparently not. For those missing class that day:

Portrait 1 is, of course, Ralph I, the Founder of the Empire and Creator of the Porcelain Throne. His insistance that his subjects bow deeply and repeatedly before the Throne, led to the action becoming known as "Ralphing".

Portrait 2 is Eugene IV The Bold who personally led that famed Charge that chased the Golden Lions back across The River.

Portrait 3 is Jim VII The Tosser who won renown when, as Crown Prince, he was credited with the longest Poop Throw on record.

Portrait 4 is Stefanie the Usurper, founder of the Beardstache Dynasty. Also known as "The Singer" for her incredible 3-octave, 10-second screech.

I'll have whatever he's having....