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By Camden
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What do you call a potato with 10 legs and likes to play soccer?

His name.

Did you know that Peter Pans actual secret
Is a good dish of butterfly pasta? It’s true! Captain Hook just wants the chefs contact info.
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By Supercazzola
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OK, this is a legit joke from my father (who passed away in April). I always thought it was corny, but now that he’s gone, I miss those stupid jokes:

Why did the girl on the tightrope hold an umbrella?
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Because the guy on the flying trapeze.
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You get what I Meme?
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