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What are these things in my water tray???

I'm gonna go with tadpoles. Mosquito larvae are typically thinner and look like a comma.

Careful, lil fellas!

COOL. @ChefDean, got any good recipes for frog legs?

I wonder if they taste similar to turtle? Hmm...

elaineo wrote: ↑Sat Mar 25, 2023 10:32 pm COOL. @ChefDean, got any good recipes for frog legs?

Breaded and deep fried!

Camden wrote: ↑Sat Mar 25, 2023 10:45 pm I wonder if they taste similar to turtle? Hmm...

Depends on the part of the turtle. There are parts of a turtle that taste like pork, beef, chicken, reptile, fish, lamb, even shellfish.

ChefDean wrote: Breaded and deep fried!

Maaaan, that's your answer for everything.
"What's the best way to cook a Thanksgiving turkey?"
"What should I do about this mouse infestation?"
"Crap, there's a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses walking up the front steps!"

elaineo wrote:Maaaan, that's your answer for everything.

Not everything, but a lot. That being said...

elaineo wrote:"What's the best way to cook a Thanksgiving turkey?"

Deboned, and stuffed with a deboned chicken, which is itself stuffed with a deboned duck. Cajun seasoned on the skin of each bird, and slow roasted for 16 hours.

elaineo wrote:"What should I do about this mouse infestation?"

A contraption with a bucket of soapy water, a ramp, toilet paper rolls, and peanut butter. Or learn taxidermy and turn them into a chess set.

elaineo wrote:"Crap, there's a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses walking up the front steps!"

Answer the door with "Hello". When they ask if I've found God, I get a scared look on my face, turn around and yell back into the house, "God, they're here! Run!"

Panman wrote: ↑Sat Mar 25, 2023 11:24 pm You don't deep fry mice! The need to be stewed slowly with onions and tomatoes.

Wrong answer. Put'em on a skewer with some peppers, onions, etc., and some robin breasts and maybe a few tadpoles if you got'em...kinda tastes like turtle.

(forgot to add...throw'em on the grill)

ChefDean wrote: Or learn taxidermy and turn them into a chess set.

That sounds super cool and also incredibly gross. And holy crap I just realized this is an actual thing that people pay money to have. WHY