Your worst dad jokes

Re: Your worst dad jokes#417848

By Camden -  Sun Aug 07, 2022 12:55 am
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- Sun Aug 07, 2022 12:55 am #417848

What do you call a potato with 10 legs and likes to play soccer?

His name.

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Is a good dish of butterfly pasta? It’s true! Captain Hook just wants the chefs contact info.

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Re: Your worst dad jokes#417862

By Supercazzola -  Sun Aug 07, 2022 11:39 am
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- Sun Aug 07, 2022 11:39 am #417862

OK, this is a legit joke from my father (who passed away in April). I always thought it was corny, but now that he’s gone, I miss those stupid jokes:

Why did the girl on the tightrope hold an umbrella?
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Because the guy on the flying trapeze.

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Re: Your worst dad jokes#426349

By Camden -  Sun Dec 18, 2022 4:31 pm
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- Sun Dec 18, 2022 4:31 pm #426349

You get what I Meme?

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