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I'd like to thank Aquis31 for his latest donation. He has donated five packs total, including D. .....
What?
Seriously?
Sorry, my bad.
Apparently I'm a day early, it's only September 30th. I guess I'll finish this tomorrow.

Do you keep a long list of gags like this to use each month? Or does inspiration just strike in the moment?

He doesn't need a list. These things come out of that twisted mind of his.

I hope he doesn't let the smell of melting tar and the large numbers of naked geese running around here deter him in any way.

I got so excited.....

Sundews69 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 6:41 pm I got so excited.....

I hope you weren't refering to this:

evenwind wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 6:25 pm I hope he doesn't let the smell of melting tar and the large numbers of naked geese running around here deter him in any way.

Melting tar...check!
Naked geese...er, uh...check! (Dang, I thought that was Kim Young Il's nude beach party running by!!!! ) ...check!

We still need a sturdy pole about 12' long, about 6" diameter, preferably seasoned hickory (BBQ later!).
Also, some leather strips for lashing "The Teaser" to said poles.
Maybe some young, dumb college kids with strong backs to do the toting.

I love the smell of freshly boiling tar carrying gently on an autumn breeze.........

schmeg wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 5:12 pm Do you keep a long list of gags like this to use each month? Or does inspiration just strike in the moment?

I prefer to live in the moment.

Panman wrote:These things come out of that twisted mind of his.

Twisted? I grew up in Utah, you have no idea how twisted it can be.

ChefDean wrote:Panman wrote:
These things come out of that twisted mind of his.
Twisted? I grew up in Utah, you have no idea how twisted it can be.

And I prefer to not find out, my friend.

evenwind wrote:I hope he doesn't let the smell of melting tar

Just reminds me of long walks along the railroad tracks.

evenwind wrote: and the large numbers of naked geese running around here deter him in any way.

Naked geese running around? We gotta have a talk my friend.

TrapsAndDews wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 6:59 pm

Sundews69 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 6:41 pm I got so excited.....

I hope you weren't refering to this:

evenwind wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 6:25 pm I hope he doesn't let the smell of melting tar and the large numbers of naked geese running around here deter him in any way.

I try to not decipher what today's youth is saying, they're twisted in their own, special way

Intheswamp wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 7:09 pm Melting tar...check!
Naked geese...er, uh...check! (Dang, I thought that was Kim Young Il's nude beach party running by!!!! ) ...check!

We still need a sturdy pole about 12' long, about 6" diameter, preferably seasoned hickory (BBQ later!).
Also, some leather strips for lashing "The Teaser" to said poles.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but leather strips excite me!
Tell me more about this nude beach party, you have my attention!

….running screaming from the room!!!

Finally logged back in after MONTHS of defending my dissertation and moving to a different state and starting a new job and whatnot, good to see the seedbank announcements haven't changed a bit

But ChefDean! It was October by the time I saw this!